Space Candy

A picture of a hot girl that you add to your myspace top friends list solely to look more impressive.

"Who is the hot blonde on Robbie's friends list?"

"Oh please, he doesn't even know her, she's just Space Candy!"

by Fur-Nutz August 25, 2008

LUNG CANDY

LUNG CANDY
Is code for smoking good marijuana when you don't want others to know.

I can't wait to get home and have some LUNG CANDY.
Instead of saying, "I can't wait to smoke pot".

When i get off work i need some medical LUNG CANDY.

Dick told Jane to bring home some LUNG CANDY.

HAPPY LUNG CANDY DAY.
Instead of, Happy 420 Day

Naughty LiL Secret on Kasidie loves LUNG CANDY.

by Originalsinz69 October 18, 2010

Skull Candy

The act of fellating a man's sexual organ with your mouth(s).

Dude: Hey bitch gimme some skull candy!

Ho: What the flip do you mean?

Dude: I mean suck my flipping cock bitch.

Ho: Oh, right ok, yeah defo.

Dude: Sweeeeet.

by Skull Candy King November 28, 2009

Church Candy

1. What happens when you go to Mass the day after Halloween and still can only think about candy. When you are receive the Holy Communion, and you are looking into the communion bowl, you will think to yourself, "Hmmm... I wonder if the Church's candy is any good?" Immediately, you will take not one, not two, but a handful of Church candy, stuff it in a plastic pumpkin, and run off into the sunset, never to be heard again.

2. What priests give little boys when trying to lure them in for a "special session".

Bob: "This Church candy is delicious!"
Jim: "..."
Jim: "That's the Holy Communion. The body of Jesus. NOT Church candy!"
Bob: "Still, it IS delicious..."

Priest: "Come here, Johnny. I have some... Church candy for you."
Johnny: "Ok, Reverend! I always trust people in big unmarked white vans!"

by HelloWorldDotExecutable November 7, 2012

RUSSIAN CANDY CANE

When you jizz on a girl and then punch her in the face. This is somehow arowsing.

I gave your mom a russian candy cane thats why her favorite holiday is christmas.

by dsahjgf dbass April 14, 2008

cotton candy coochie

A term first identified by an underground rap band who's mammas like to get down and dirty with local bandits of the minority persuasion. Another meaning: a really hairy bush, a vagina with lots of colors, and/or your grandmother's loose pussy.

Damn her cotton candy coochie is fine!

by heygirlfriendhey March 8, 2010

Korean candy

The Korean candy used "Fuck you."

Have your Korean candy.

by Fukuoka. September 4, 2014