A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

Book

Only for fucking nerds

You read books? What a fucking nerd

by Uh oh, please stop January 9, 2020

Shadow Book

Retail: A catalogue of products containing their bar-codes for quick access at registers.

"Could I see your shadow book, please? I can't find the price for these wall plugs!"

by Gubs Mcgee December 27, 2011

Quote Book

Where Parker and I hide every irrelevant/irreverent thing my friends say.

Van - “Dang now Levi’s gonna put it in his quote book.”

by Yeah fine my name is levi September 20, 2021

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

Book a flight to Istanbul

In reference to the fact men often travel to Istanbul to get hair transplants

"You should book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair isn't that bad, man!"

by thamthon April 14, 2024

The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.

Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.

by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015