The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.
Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.
*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
by JewBurner420000 April 05, 2021
Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.
by Jfux January 09, 2018
Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
by Raton00 December 22, 2021
Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏
by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019