by FRENCH FRIES Z January 29, 2021
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" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
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by READIT!!! March 3, 2018
Get the Boyfriend mug.an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
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an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
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by r.i.v May 8, 2023
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Get the tonights boyfriend mug.A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.
“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again
by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019
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by annoyingbrunette November 22, 2019
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