Beard

Beards refer to the typical appearance of scifi nerds, star trek nerds, anime nerds... fat, piggy-eyed, giant, unkept beard, bottle-lens glasses, star trek uniforms, wheezy, asthmatic, etc. So, when someone refers to a beard, they are referring to some form of nerdy discussion, the longer the beard, the more knowledgable the person is typically being.

Check out that guy's beard, I bet he has Lara Croft bedsheets.

by BBBS June 27, 2006

Bearded Frog

Bearded Frog is a user on www.amdforums.com now known as Pc Perspective www.pcper.com . He has a picture of an actual bearded frog in his sig and he is 1337

The Bearded Frog pwnZ j00 bitch!

by The One January 17, 2005

Playoff Beard

1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)

Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!

by Buteramerica April 25, 2009

Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.

by Master Hudson July 2, 2015

Bearded

Pimples. Acne.

Dude, I'm so bearded!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 13, 2011