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Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you
I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!
by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024
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upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".
Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
by NerfButWithoutHasbro January 28, 2026
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Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it
Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)
by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025
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giving a volleyball a bath

It means exactly what it says to give a volleyball a bath
I am giving a volleyball a bath because it is dirty
by Zeroloverjm March 12, 2025
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Union Ass Bath

When a person named Chad is caught washing his ass in the sink by his wife Amy.
Bro, I took a union ass bath and it was embarassing!
by PNWwiseguy April 1, 2025
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Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.
I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!
by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025
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