ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 18, 2008

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 06, 2002

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke August 30, 2006

Ass Marangue

An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.

When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.

by Swanie River January 05, 2008

shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 03, 2015

Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.

Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass

by Potatoe Dick January 28, 2019

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine August 13, 2015