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monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.
Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’
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Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.
Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap
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Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”
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Fute-te-ar soarele

Literally meaning "May the sun fuck you"

A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.

Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fute-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.

– „Ai lăsat câinele în mașină la 40 de grade!? Fute-te-ar soarele, bă, te-ai născut fără creier?”
“You left the dog in the car at 40 degrees!? May the sun fuck you, were you born without a brain?”

– „Nu crezi în insolație, dar ești roșu ca racul. Fute-te-ar soarele de prost.”
“You don’t believe in heatstroke but you’re red like a lobster. May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
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Fută-te-ar soarele

Same as "fute-te-ar soarele", but with a local Transylvanian accent.

A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.

Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fută-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.
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