Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

rida shark

A rida shark is a man that is pathetic, generally telling grown men how he could beat their ass, and telling little kids to end their lives

Omg is that a rida shark I thought they were extinct

Omfg it is let’s kill it

by Yereoner September 27, 2021

rida shark

Someone who secretly likes men but wont admit it

Omg he’s a rida shark?

Be nice to him

by Yereoner September 27, 2021

Rida shark

A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.

You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha

Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.

by You’re gay kys September 27, 2021

Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good

That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week

by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021