a man who flirts with multiple people at once and the second he gets one wrapped around his finger, he ditches them. he says “it’s all a joke”
by plsleavemetfalone October 13, 2021

An popular Salvadoran Youtuber who usually makes videos mostly about curiosity and other relatable categoríes, he was formely described as an shitposter at first, gaining lots of views and receiving positive comments by hes content
by Ucedism for El Salvador 🇸🇻 July 7, 2023

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!
2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
1.See Also Player One
2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!
3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!
3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023

a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.
by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019

