J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.

Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!

by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011

J and K

these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens

Friend A:who would be the cutest couple?

Friend B: probably J and K

by isitasign October 17, 2020

J-Hop

Another name for bunnyhop in BMX

Dude, he just J-Hopped 4 feet!

by C1in7 August 8, 2008

J-Jitters

Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.

Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*

by nathurnal July 1, 2009

Leigh-J

A Leigh-J is when a chick says shes going to blow you and turns the lights off and then when she turns them back on it is actually a big black dude that has been sucking your dick and proceeds to ask you how does that ass feel?

Hey im going to give you a Leigh-J!

Cool whats that?
Let me turn off the lights and ill show you.

by VisioPirate November 2, 2009

J-hope

He is a member of BTS he is just the sun in of its self and dancer raps and sings like an angel and has the looks of a bad wrecker

Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope

J-hope:*smiles*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that

Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*

by _Hobi_is_my_bias_ April 4, 2019