wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

wet franklin

its a wet willy but for your butt

in prison everyone gives wet franklins

by Narcissistic Ninetails January 17, 2017

wet sandi

After sex, the girl reaches between her legs, rubs her hand on herself and then slaps the guy in the face with a handful of cum.

After we finished, he called me a slut so I gave him a Wet Sandi.

by Bobby T5 January 27, 2017

Wet Buddies

When you and another person shower in the same time frame and then realize that you did, then you are wet buddies!

Man: Hey I just took a shower.
Girl: Hey same here.
Man: Looks like we are wet buddies now!

by The Japanese ZERO January 30, 2017

wet and jet

when you hit it and quit it, but don't want to sound cliché.

I didn't want to get with that guy more than once, so I decided to wet and jet.

by kavchadaisabovesexuality February 8, 2017