max tucker

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.

"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"

by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

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sweet tuck

The act of hunching your back when being penetrated from the rear

In a dark dark alley in the streets of Compton, a young lady was walking home from a bar. She was approached by a man in a hooded cape who quickly caught up to her. As she turned around she felt him poke her with something large. At that moment her body sweet tucked.

by Ben Dovermate December 7, 2014

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crawdad tuck

When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.When it's cold out side, the male must tuck his penis around and behind his scrotum to keep it warm, like how a crawdad hides under a rock to be safe.

Guy A : "Man, I can't believe how cold out is today!"
Guy B : "Oh I know bro. I had to crawdad tuck it."
Guy C : "All day, you gotta hide that cock under the rock."

by LTTyphoon January 4, 2015

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