Torkel

to stagger while walking due to intoxication.

After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.

by CeePeeEee May 25, 2017

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017

Turkey

A country with three big seas, a good culture, authentic foods, drinks and clothes, and most important of all, KEBAB. Too bad that Greeks, Armenians and some other countries are haters.

Dude I went to Turkey and it was awesome!

by That one hater of bad tings June 24, 2019

turkey sub

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub

by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019

Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!

Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!

by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020

Turkey Oven

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

turkey strategy

The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.

Haven't won a game in a while. It may be time to pull out the old turkey strategy

by Sweettommy September 23, 2021