The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Gender Beating

The act of mocking someone for their different anatomical parts.

Steve was gender beating Lauren about her menstrual cycles.

by R-2.0 December 05, 2008

Off beat

When a disabled fuck tries to hit a dance move on the beat but is 3-4 business days off.

Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen August 31, 2023

Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.

Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Warsame Beat down

When a woman steps up like a man and gets smacked down like a man.

My woman tried to step up so she got the Warsame beat down

by p November 16, 2006

I still beat

is a slang phrase used by guys in arguments with women that they've had sex with. It is genuinely regarded as the ultimate comeback to any insult a woman could use against a man she's had sex with, implying that despite the man's flaws, the woman still slept with him.

Becky: Fuck you Don you're a bitch
Don: I still beat tho

by cherrypopper224 August 15, 2018

Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

by hotstuff babee April 01, 2008