Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

prairie drive

When a man takes a Viagra and a woman rides in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl until the effects of the Viagra wear off.

Last night my wife and I did a prairie drive for 4 hours.

by Cowboy00 February 4, 2025

Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.

I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.

by Seogre April 8, 2023

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009