Drinking & Driving

cool and totally not illegal

I love drinking & driving

by Specified May 5, 2025

dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

by Greypupy August 14, 2021

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Farming Drinks

“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink”

Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”

Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”

by Pugnacious January 10, 2025

Cho Drink

An alcohol drink that is so strong you can't taste the mixer.

Omg is there any coke in my captan and coke, this is such a Cho drink.

by War Wombat May 27, 2017

Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 1, 2022