wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

wet franklin

its a wet willy but for your butt

in prison everyone gives wet franklins

by Narcissistic Ninetails January 17, 2017

wet sandi

After sex, the girl reaches between her legs, rubs her hand on herself and then slaps the guy in the face with a handful of cum.

After we finished, he called me a slut so I gave him a Wet Sandi.

by Bobby T5 January 27, 2017