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The California Vortex 

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
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Shadow The Hedgehog (Video Game)

Shadow the Hedgehog is a platformer 3rd person shooter and is a spin off of the Sonic The Hedgehog series. The story is about Shadow choosing to go with the Devil or with Sonic. This game is regarded as the most mature Sonic game complete with course language, slightly more realistic violence, and a more serious plot.
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Prayer of the Popular Viner 

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.

Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire
hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

the double volcano surprise 

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!

The great vine

When you tell information to someone and don't want to reveal the source.

reference from South Park
Cartman-I heard from the great vine that you like Kyle.

New girl- Huh! who told you that!?

Cartman-"stutter" J-J-Just the great vine.

Me: LMAO
The great vine by Superbudman October 18, 2012

the da vinci code 

The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.
Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studying religion for years.