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Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 27, 2015
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lord bingus

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm February 26, 2025
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Lord Mantequine Himself!

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"
by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008
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lord daddy

Lord Daddy is the popular character Tom Marvolo Riddle from Harry Potter. You know he is lord daddy as soon as you see him because all the panties drop.
Damn he is such a lord daddy
by TOMMARVOLORIDDLE0831 January 7, 2018
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Juice Lords

Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.

They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.

Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!
Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."
by Closet Possum August 3, 2022
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The Slum Lord

The majestic and god-like ruler named "The Slum Lord" of the golden city of cardboard and spit named "The Slum Land". It is documented that "The Slum Lord" holds god-like powers, and the ability of "Slum-jutsu" a fighting form that they alone can master let alone use. The Slum Lord also has the ability of "Slum Ball" this is when "The Slum Lord" summons rubbish and garbage and creating a large ball that can destroy anything in it's path.
The Slum Lord has killed God with his Slum-jutsu and his Slumballs.
by thelolcitygod1 May 29, 2022
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Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets
Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard
by Chelsea_12345 July 6, 2020
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