Lord Yeomans

The Lord Yeomans
A steadfast, upstanding gentleman held high in society; a man of great dignity who carries himself as if he were born to command the manor, even if the manor is just a semi-detached.

Origin:
Dating back to rural English folklore, “The Lord Yeomans” was said to be the model village squire —the sort of man who’d wear polished boots to the corner shop and correct your Latin before holding the door for you. The term has survived into modern slang to describe any man of surprising refinement, wit, or quiet authority especially when that polish comes from pure confidence rather than privilege.

He arrived in a faded Citroën DS, the sort of car that smells of pipe tobacco and confidence parked it perfectly, nodded once, and everyone knew. A real Lord Yeomans.

by Saint Jeb October 27, 2025

lord daddy

Lord Daddy is the popular character Tom Marvolo Riddle from Harry Potter. You know he is lord daddy as soon as you see him because all the panties drop.

Damn he is such a lord daddy

by TOMMARVOLORIDDLE0831 January 7, 2018

Juice Lords

Plain and simple it's a super opinionated guy or girl who yells and screams at an unreasonable level about their worldview, their moral views, religious views, any views and doesn't give a rats ass about the opposing side's view.

They're usually on PODCASTS in videos and there's always a clip or out-of-context vid of them yelling how they hate a person because A, B, C, and/or D but the difference between THEM and a normal Podcaster is...they're kinda nuts.

Why are they called Juice Lords? I don't fucking know! But this definition is better than the last one! I hear Twitch streamers use this term often. Go ask Hassan on Twitch!

Hassan: "Don't send me links about juice lords I honestly feel like banning you from my chat."

by Closet Possum August 3, 2022

Sweat-Lord

Someone like gamer getrobed or plays Yu-Gi_Oh! at 4 am while violently rocking back and forth and possibly foaming at the mouth as they shout at a game that doesn't have voice chat, getting spit all over their screen.

Honey it's 4am can you ask the neighbors sweat-lord kid to keep it down, he must have almost won a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament again.

by Your Farther November 20, 2023

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015