I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

Luggendrew Bed

A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.

Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.

by Neuralg June 9, 2025

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

Bed Bitches

Creatures of the night lurking under your bed, seeking the warmth under your bedsheet.

Don't let the bed bitches bite

by E-Reak Sean December 9, 2022