Thomas

A kid who definitely eats his own poop and is really really weird

Stay away from Thomas

by ebola_21 April 1, 2020

Thomas

the fattest but still loveable guy

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb

by Imaztae December 23, 2021

Thomas

the Common Thomas is a guy that never cuts his hair right, won't get off apex mobile, and sweats far too hard in Minecraft. He is either a good freind or a dick depending on how you view him

oh look, a common Thomas

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Ripley St Thomas

Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas

Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened

by meeoowwwq March 27, 2022

Thomas

... if your name is Thomas I don't care I'm not being nice to you. Your head looks like a fucking football and you need to be stopped. A Thomas would be annoying little fucks that just run around like monkeys. Dislike if you want it's the truth. P.s Thomas the Train Engine is the only valid Thomas

"Hey dude did you see Thomas"
"Yeah that guys a fucking wimp"

by MR. I am right December 29, 2022

St. Thomas aquinas high school

St Tomas aquinas is a school in Kansas full of preppy girls who think they are better than everyone else. jocks who want to fuck ur mother and u and probably ur dog ngl they will probably ruin ur life with an std or idk ur guts?!?! They usually have huge penises The girls at aquinas are usally Vry pretty or really fuckin ugly no In between. The teachers all want to suck out ur souls and feed them to u for homework but yk at least there’s a bunch of hot upper class man? Right! sterling is probably the best football coach in the district but anyways respect to the football and baseball team those girls FOR THE STREETS.

St. Thomas aquinas

Ugly bitch: omg u go to St. Thomas aquinas high school?
Jock: ya

Ugly bitch: omg ME TO

Jock: I don’t care

Ugly bitch: plz have sex with me
Jock: “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME”

by Jianoanus August 25, 2021

Thomas bradburn

The sexiest guy alive and the biggest penis in the world

Thomas bradburn is a stud

by Sexiest man alive stud November 23, 2021