Having wild sex on your birthday.
by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022
Get the Birthday Skinsmug. A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skinmug. by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023
Get the bowel skinmug. Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)
Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019
Get the skin saucemug. Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
by libby2013 July 7, 2016
Get the tree skin dickmug. by dildowheeler923 May 31, 2018
Get the skin dressmug. by playitstrange August 12, 2022
Get the lizard skinsmug.