by thecoolestnoodle February 24, 2021

by Dee_2024 April 9, 2018

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.
Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner
Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.
Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.
Melissa: o shit u right
Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.
Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.
Melissa: o shit u right
by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight
observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight
observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking
by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

by TheBestDefinerEver! :) August 8, 2021

A dude who is one of the coolest dudes you know and not seen for a while, like "the dude" in the Big Lebowski.
also used when meeting up with several dudes at once.
also used when meeting up with several dudes at once.
Dude-o-rama!!!!!...it been so long.
Jenna Jameson is about to get triple stuffed in every hole so she exclaimed "Dude-o-rama!!!"
Jenna Jameson is about to get triple stuffed in every hole so she exclaimed "Dude-o-rama!!!"
by the dudeorama July 23, 2010

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.
Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.
Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
by Chadbro April 14, 2008
