Autistic stink bugs

Those stupid niggas who fly around your bedroom and shit all over your mirror while eating fish tacos to stink you ages away to the fuck cabin so they can shit in your ass with their poopy dick and descend you to the smelly abyss.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend encountered the school of autistic stink bugs

by Fishnuggets66 September 8, 2023

drink and shrink

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"

I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!

by chocolatemilksteak March 15, 2012

Ba Ba Stink

When bocce's rotting under greased skin, it gives off a retchant odor

Eww Mia P, smell like Ba Ba stink!

by Govcheese September 25, 2020

hide and stink

Even though the person hiding has found the perfect place to escape detection, they pass gas or poop their diaper. This allows another child with some intestinal fortitude to discover this child and anoint he or she as the next person to be "it." A favorite game in the Bush White house, as it was well known that Bush's nose was dulled by cocaine use and Dick Cheney was incontinent (he often referred to his progeny as "WMD's" or "Weapons of Mass De-stink-tion". Carl Rove could smell a dump in the Lincoln Bedroom from the Oval office, so he was never it for very long. Condi Rice sometimes would not dump for a solid week, and so Rove knew how how to pick his targets.

No one wanted to play "hide and stink" when it was potty time for Dubya. He had a yen for tossing his feces when you got a little close.

by Vladimir Waxsin January 30, 2008

stink pickle

a big, fat, healthy poo

Shallow Al had to pinch off a stink pickle before he could hit it like a caveman.

by dee March 8, 2004

stink nuggets

The round peices of shit that can't quite fit out of your tiny little ass hole.

Mommy, Mommy, i can't get this shit out of my ass!

by Mic August 5, 2004

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009