Sloppy Dallas

When your partner has a mouthful of dip and gives you a blowjob.

"Dude I totally got a sloppy dallas from my girlfriend last night."

by outlaw_geekjones October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl is giving you head with half a can of dip in her mouth.

Hey soup, your girlfriend gave me the best sloppy Dallas ever last night.

by Fallstr October 15, 2020

Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When you get head but the giver has a FAT lip of dip in

Josh: “Hey, I got my first sloppy Dallas from Sarah last night!”
Mike: “That’s great! My cousin always does a good job doesn’t she?”

by EpicManAdam October 15, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a guy eats a girl’s poop and then proceeds to eat her out.

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.

by BigSlop January 15, 2018

sloppy dallas

it's like a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

come here honkey, let me give you a sloppy dallas

by mayonnaise chapstick October 16, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blow job where the "donor" is sucking while they have guacamole or dip in their mouth.

I got a sloppy Dallas from Denise last night.

by Bookmaker777 October 15, 2020