The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Hooker shower

Lysol bath

After a long night on the job, she walked into the supermarket, grabbed a can of Lysol off the shelf and gave herself a hooker shower.

by the_990999 June 14, 2011

Shower Bong Effect

When you fart in the shower and the water intensifies the smell.

The shower bong effect is when you rip an average fart in the shower and you almost have to exit because of the intense smell.

by runbucky April 5, 2011

Shit in the shower guy

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .

It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.

by Pqufuiwn20 June 7, 2021

polish shower

to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.

brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always

by glen73 June 15, 2009

Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

poor man's shower

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009