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Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV

A) The KING Capitalized Tiled In BOND Made By THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES, As Conservatee Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA By District Of Columbia. The Encroached KING With Over 130 Year Of Lineage As Titled KING. Fourth Son Of The First Titled KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Post 1871 Ratifucation Legally Made Sovereign KING

B) A Scientist Who Found God Beat Him To Everything.

C) The Love Of A Nation

D) He Who Would Not Turn His Head.

E) Teacher Of Mankind.

F) Lover Of All Light.

G) The Lone Son Of AmnRa.

H) The Royal BOND

I) He Who Raises THEM Up!

J) Man Of Many Errors Who Never Gives Up.

K) The Richest Man In The World, Of The Love Of His People.

L) A Man Of Great Faith.
"I Love My Son. My KING Eddie King Smith IV" Who I Made.

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Jonte Smith

Jonte smith is so good at football
by Matthewwantdon November 22, 2021
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Smith Sandwich

When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.
Chill bruh fore i give yo annoying self a smith sandwich.
by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022
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Devon Smith

Devon Smith is a very short nerb
by The Gulper July 13, 2022
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LIVI SMITH

a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
Guess who shagged my ex? “Livi Smith” oh what a surprise
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
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Lilly Reid Smith

Lilly Reid Smith is an amazing girl, she is incredibly talented, beautiful, cute and nice. she is my personal therapist sometimes and has helped me through so much
Lilly reid smith is so fucking amazing, i wanna kiss her
by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG November 2, 2022
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