Flush and rip

When you are in a public bathroom and to scared you will make noise so you flush and let the shit explosion commence.

In the public bathroom he did the flush and Rip to filter out the noise.

by Funnylmao October 20, 2017

rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

rip

When something doesn't come through, and unfortunate event, expressing empathy for one.

Dude: "ahh man Tasha totally just rejected me"
Dude #2: "rip dude. There are plenty of fish in the sea"

by Jeisen Bourne April 21, 2017

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts." It can also be associated with R.I.P. because the smell will annihilate anyone who is unworthy of possessing its devastating power.

I took a girl out to breakfast this morning and hit rip style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served an omelette with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs, and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered. It smelled so horrendous that it actually created the illusion that it smelled delicious.

by Uncle Renegade May 10, 2017

rip

when somebody fucks up really badly or when something doesn't workout

"Dude, I think I left my earbuds on the bus."
"Rip dude. nice job."

by perplreign June 7, 2017

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

RIPped

When you die from too much exercise and too low body fat

Person 1: Hey did you hear how Brad died?
Person 2: Yeah, he got way too RIPped. Doctor's said he had almost no body fat left but man did he look shredded.

by 885pfl47 November 14, 2017