Australian hot pot

The process of throwing up into a girl's vagina while she's on her period, then eating her out.

Have you heard of the Australian hot pot? It's some real freaky shit.

by Shiversimp32 January 1, 2026

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

The princess of pot

Girls love weed as much as dudes but some may just not like going through the hustle of getting some. A princess of pot is that girl who likes hanging around people (mostly dudes) who are smoking weed at the time and smokes in the circle every time but never buys her own or herself. She therefore gets what she wants each time like a princess.

Essie is the princess of pot in the squad. She's lucky she's Brad's girlfriend otherwise we wouldn't let her in the trap house.

by vic-star March 2, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.

As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.

by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019