Biggest dick boy with big penis definitely not small very large, bigger than yours. Big dick blonde boy with HUGE penis. Big brown eyes to compliment my- I mean his big pp. Very good scuba diver with huge shlong doesn't scuba dive anymore cause he lost the goggles. Gonna marry a nice girl with another huge yogurt slinger to match his 22fter
Lily- OMFG Oliver was fucking railing me with his MASSIVE peen!!!
Dylan- Yea he did it to me too...
Lily- ...
Dylan- ...
Oliver- ...threesome NOW
Dylan- whatever daddy wants, daddy gets
Dylan- Yea he did it to me too...
Lily- ...
Dylan- ...
Oliver- ...threesome NOW
Dylan- whatever daddy wants, daddy gets
by Bloop_blop_blink August 1, 2023
Get the Olivermug. by oliver quick November 7, 2018
Get the olivermug. Olivs is the most orgasmic human on the planet.
You better watch out because if you see olivs your 100% bound to get a boner and cause an extremely awkward situation.
She is the best person in the universe so you’re the luckiest person in the world if you can call her yours.
You better watch out because if you see olivs your 100% bound to get a boner and cause an extremely awkward situation.
She is the best person in the universe so you’re the luckiest person in the world if you can call her yours.
by OnlyTellingTruth April 8, 2021
Get the Olivsmug. When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
Get the sandy olivemug. Oliver’s are typically shy boys/men but when you get them to open up can be pretty funny. Oliver is creative and very attractive and has a large you no what
by a person on December 4, 2019
Get the Olivermug. When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
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