plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019

NEW York

A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.

It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.

Where “mad” is used to describe shit.

Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.

If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.

- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.

- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause

- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg

by Ya dig huh? March 10, 2019

new hair

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

+ New Word

Go add new words I need something to pass by class with.

I pressed the + New Word button.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

new kitty

A sweet cat who is loyal and your number one companion! Normally a brown tabby female

She named her new cat New Kitty, and she’s a darling!

by Kitty_Cat_Lover December 20, 2017

news raped

When you avoid new. Then you go out for the evening or to a friends house, the news is on and you are exposed.

I went to the sports bar. After the game the put the news on and I was news raped. I could not sleep all night.

by SlaveDeb January 14, 2018