Matthew

Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020

Matthew

A sad tall man who has far apart eyes

I'm a Matthew

by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020

Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020

Matthew

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others

Matthew is awesome

by Savannah has a hot bf April 12, 2020

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020