Reverse Gas Mask

When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.

“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”

“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”

by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024

Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart

"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"

by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better

by Hank d tank March 3, 2025

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

a Mrs. Marks

An old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, "Hellllllllo, child." Her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. Her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.

Beware...

Natalie: Our new substitute teacher is creeping me out!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!

by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011