Ur mom gay lol 

The word a intellectual uses to end any fight and will instantly destroy someones will to live and will kill them.

Shaquandeese: lil ugly ass bitch
Me: ur mom gay lol
Shaquandeese: * instantly dies of rectum cancer and gets raped by 200 nigerian child slaves*

Ur mom gay lol by @Supreme.testicles February 23, 2018

helicopter mom 

the mom who hovers over her child, especially at school. This mom is too involved. She annoys the other parents as well as the teacher(s).

I have this helicopter mom in my class. Some mornings she stays more than an hour watching over her daughter and providing unneeded supervision and advice.

helicopter mom by one thyme May 20, 2009

Ask Your Mom 

The common yet clever response to use when asked about your sexuality.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, are you gay?

Guy #2 - Ask your mom.

Ask Your Mom by Altai January 19, 2010

your mom's box 

The last thing to be said before one leaves or exits for what may be the final time; famous last words.

IE: If you are radio DJ's leaving work on Friday not knowing if you will be back because one of your on air contests went awry in a Church, the last thing they say as their shift ends is, "Your mom's box."

your mom's box by Grizzly April 21, 2003

my mom 

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

my mom by darwinCx March 21, 2019

Ur mom have big gae 

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae

shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae

Ur mom have big gae by _birbie_(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ April 23, 2019

token mom 

(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'

The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.

token mom by Mickey Nation February 5, 2007