MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE

"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"

by KLESCH January 31, 2022

Matthew

A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.

Matthew got cancer…but he’s a Virgo?

by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023

Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer

GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤

by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024

Matthew yazbek

Dominic Pino's boyfriend

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"

by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021