I roll like that

Another way to say "Just because" or a way to say that what you are talking about is how you act or something.

I threw a kitten into the dry-cleaner because it had brown spots on it. Yeah; I roll like that.

by I think gavels should be called Law-Hammers November 1, 2005

Like my Status

The worst possible use of facebook. Used by people who have the need to know how much people like them. Also used to confirm that people actually have friends.

"Like my status and i'll tell you the truth"
*Catherine liked you status
"I don't really know you catherine but you seem cool"

by dman447 October 22, 2011

Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

Baked Like a Potato

Being under the heavy influence of weed while being Irish. Irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato.

I'm so baked Like a Potato

by Dan The Destroyer March 12, 2015

head like lice

best blow job giver , all over it

My girl gives me head like lice

by slick chic October 30, 2013

Life is Like Soup

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

by californiav-necksforlife May 10, 2012

wet like a snowflake

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.

Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.

by maxtoto September 20, 2022