Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

get into your lick

to get into a relationship with someone

get into your lick w danielle, matt.

by annabannana334 January 8, 2022

National hit a lick day

National hit a lick day (October 7th) is where you and your ghetto ass friends get together mask up and take from others what you wish you had

“Yo bro it’s the 7th of October isn’t that national hit a lick day? hide ya stuff bro they gon get you”

Yo gang it’s the 7th grab ya sheisty Yk wat timin we on”

by 9s, go flocc dat nigga October 3, 2022

Ain't got a lick

When one possesses negative knowledge

Mr. Jason Brown ain't got a lick

by jasonbrown March 12, 2023

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.

Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025