Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019

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johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

by johnson hairy April 29, 2022

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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

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johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

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Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

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Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!

by Sam Betz February 16, 2021

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