Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024

Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 27, 2022

The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 4, 2012

Jizz-bag

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

Jizz

Not your thing

“That is so not my jizz”

by Jake2364 November 26, 2022

Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.

Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024