chintzy jew

someone who is very cheap, like a jew

Man, my job is worse then a chintzy jew. They didn't even pay me for my overtime work.

by lcbears October 23, 2008

Jew up

Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.

"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"

by ThrillKill September 24, 2009

Jew-Unit

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.

"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"

by ryan ryan May 1, 2007

flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool

Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea

by Rob February 26, 2004

jew boo

jewish girl with big boobs and a nice ass

damn that jew boo is sexy

by chupecabre January 14, 2010

Jew ish

Adj.

Possessing certain personality traits, mannerisms, patterns of speech or physical attributes that are commonly assigned to Jewish people, often in way that might be seen as stereotypical or ignorant.

Gentile 1: "You've got a huge nose and a white guy afro...are you Jewish?"
Gentile 2: "Well, no...but I am Jew ish!"
Gentile 1: "I cant understand the subtleties of intonation and inflection due to a recent traumatic brain injury, but your slight pause before the ..ISH qualifier leads me to believe that your statement was meant as premeditated hate speech directed at the entirety of jewish culture, philosophy and spiritual practice and quite possibly a direct retaliation against the jewish people for the crucifixion of our lord and savior jesus christ"

by bandaloop January 29, 2019

scorpion Jew

A special specimen of scorpions living in the desert of Israel. They are green and have really human like heads, looking a lot like the head of a rabbi. They love money. They are said to come from space or alternatively another universe.

Dayum niggah thats one big scorpion jew.

by double nader September 4, 2011