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Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018
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Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads
by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021
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by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022
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Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.
In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.
by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018
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Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.
My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.
by Sebkaz August 31, 2020
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1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.
John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.
by Extreme Sen November 11, 2018
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National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.
by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019
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