crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 15, 2016

Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.

Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass

by Potatoe Dick January 27, 2019

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

by Chadgini June 28, 2012

ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 6, 2012

ass licked

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002