by Sexyaj February 14, 2019
Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
the term people use when they have griefed people of a certain music genre,
only to decide they want to be in this cool group 2 years later, influenced by others who think wearing skinny jeans makes them awesome
only to decide they want to be in this cool group 2 years later, influenced by others who think wearing skinny jeans makes them awesome
"i really fancy that lass"
"she indie, you have no chance"
so he trots home and changes his bebo headline to:
"(Y)breaking free with originality(Y)"
"she indie, you have no chance"
so he trots home and changes his bebo headline to:
"(Y)breaking free with originality(Y)"
by lisalisalisalisalisa January 10, 2008
by suk_ cAck_alout November 14, 2008
When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill.
Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."
2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"
Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"
Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
by Riot.EXE October 08, 2009
A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.
by Treeoflife November 05, 2017
Though I've received enough to use as coasters, I have only used one AOL free cd in the past 2.5 years of free service, because apparently, the yelling customer is always right and always deserves an extension to free service, even if said customer has never paid a dime to aol.
by NikkiNikki July 31, 2006