Bacon

The most heavenly thing in the world.

John: What you eating?
Sarah: Heaven. A.K.A. Bacon

by ILikePancakes August 31, 2013

Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.

Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!

by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021

To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

by not bacon November 25, 2007

bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.

The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Bacon

Liked by everyone , only incredibly insensitive people would dislike Bacon

Lady: I don’t like Bacon
Nichölas: SCUM

by Baked Cornetto November 20, 2017

R.G. Mc Bacon

1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.

2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC

The R.G. Mc Bacon is back in the creek after there donut run.

by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023

Bacon

Bacon is used in Liverpool to just take the piss ar of someone or put someone down also used to label peados

Eee lad look at him the fucking bacon
Ino lad he needs doin in man

by Lfcscouse78 April 25, 2019