crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 15, 2016

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010

ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 6, 2012

ass licked

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008