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Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
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Ghetto G.O.A.T

Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.
did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!
by TheOctopus November 9, 2022
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Ghetto Screenshot

Taking a picture of the screen of a phone with another phone.
Nestor, bro, my volume keys are busted, lend me your phone to take a ghetto screenshot.
by DaSnack June 16, 2017
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ghetto-reg

Usually applies to a person, but can be a place or thing. Implies such noun is classified as a regular or permanent characteristic/ trait of the hood.
"You're so ghetto - reg ; you're never going to leave the hood!"

Or, "I should have known not to shop at the swap meet. The inside of that place has 'ghetto-reg' written all over it!"

And, "Could his pants fall any further from his behind? That is so ghetto-reg."
by flyMiNNiE January 24, 2011
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Ghetto Mouth

Someone that sounds like an ignorant rap star and laughable when using words containing more than two syllables. Typically loud with a bling appearance.
That girl with all the make-up talks ghetto mouthed to try to sound cool.
by DJKoolFresh May 6, 2013
mugGet the Ghetto Mouthmug.

Ghetto Dabs

Poor or broke People's Way of taking marijuana wax dabs using either a spoon,knife,crackpipe,ice pipe aka an oil burner,a dab bowl on an Apple or on an object using as a pipe,etc Instead of buying or using a dab rig or bowl and buying all the extra shit like a metal spoon,dabmat,blowtorch,dab storage,etc. Ghetto Dabs are simple,but effective at delivering that good honey into the user without being outta pocket. And can be done with just a Bic lighter or mini torch lighter.
AYE, Man do you have a rig for some wax I have, Nah, Man all I got is an new oil burner I just picd u down to do Ghetto dabs? /Sure/ Then roll that shit into a ball and let's get dabbin.
by BROKBOI December 10, 2018
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ghetto vibrator

I use my ghetto vibrator on my pussy and then I brush my teeth with it
by Stankassho June 18, 2016
mugGet the ghetto vibratormug.

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