Google

The all-knowing lord of the universe. He has the answer to any and every question you can possibly ask.

Son, remember to pray to Google before bed tonight.

by FORNIdE November 16, 2023

Google Nazi

Someone who claims and/or hounds someone because they claim someone else does not have the right to post what they consider a google-able or what they deem an "easily google-able question" to a certain platform before first googling or heavily googling the question beforehand.

Don't mind people all over reddit who constantly hound you about how you should have asked google something before asking reddit because they don't have the intelligence to realize sometimes people want answers from actual humans online instead of Google's algorithm. They're Google Nazis.

by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

Google

See World Domination

Google it

by XE_Non April 6, 2023

Google Translate

One of the most hilariously stupid AI on earth.

John: *typing pi repeatedly in chinese because bored
Google Translate: booty butt

by Österreich ist sehr schön May 8, 2023

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

google

your best friend in school

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!

by a human ig January 27, 2023