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Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.
“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”
by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022
mugGet the Ding-Dongmug.

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
mugGet the Ding the dongmug.

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...
look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong
by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016
mugGet the ding dongmug.

dingily dong

i shoved my dingily dong in her ass
by sussy cream January 25, 2022
mugGet the dingily dongmug.

Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 9, 2021
mugGet the Mongolian dong slapmug.

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face
Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!
by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022
mugGet the Dong Shotmug.

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.
Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.
by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
mugGet the Ding Dong Dickmug.

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